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Las babas del caracol - Pisito en Madrid
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Las babas del caracol

Posted by: David Alayón

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Habrán visto que PisitoenMadrid tiene nueva mascota… ¡¡UN CARACOL!! Su nombre es Sir Snails y es un auténtico vacilón. Lo que pasa es que está falto de ideas. El objetivo del bocadillo es que quiero que me envíen frases para ir poniéndolas en boca de Sir Snails. Deben ser frases cortas, graciosas, absurdas…

Cada semana se eligirá una como ganadora y estará toda la semana puesta. También se nombrará a la persona que mandó esa frase. Así que espero una lluvia de frases chorras pero ingeniosas cada semana… como siempre a pisitoenmadrid@gmail.com. Un saludo!!

Frases elegidas

  • Va un caracol y derrapa (DdS)
  • Con el PisitoaCuestas (DdS)
  • Fuerte loco oiste! (Duke Karl)
  • Woman! (CDC)
  • Su puta madre! (ATHOR)
  • YATAAAA! (Ruben Ventura)
  • Tenerif, Tenerif (ATHOR)
  • Yo caracol, tú caralechuga (MiLo)

  1. paco

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    Eso no me lo creo yo ni aunq nme lo jure el medico chino,

    Maaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. ballener0

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    Si no puedes sorprender por tu inteligencia, desconcierta por tus gilipolleces xDDDD.

  3. TinS

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    Pues hay varias, ejemplos: «Arriba esos guanijeis», «Tengo fuego en los ojos», «Be water my friend» y dos más by Quagmire «Toma» y «Giggity, Giggity, Giggity».

  4. Sandruki

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    Pienso, luego…me olvido

  5. ballener0

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    La frase de abajo es verdad
    La frase de arriba miente

  6. DdS

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    Saw es mala

  7. DdS

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    ttonss!!

  8. Pisito en Madrid » Blog Archive » Mejorando PisitoenMadrid

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    Pisito en Madrid » Blog Archive » Mejorando PisitoenMadrid
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  9. DdS

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    Va un caracol y derrapa…

  10. DdS

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    He visto que te ha molao mi frase xD…

    Por cierto, como mola el estilo renovado de la sección de Críticas de Cine. Me encanta.

  11. DdS

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    «Llevo mi pisito a cuestas…» o «pisitoenmiconcha»

  12. DdS

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    ¿Un nombramiento?, ¡qué honor!… no es coña xD

    Prometo una crítica por semana como poco. Un saludo.

  13. ballener0

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    No lo entiendo, loco. Lo suyo es que diga GOFY!!!

    Aunque también puede decir: «soy un caracol homosexual, por favor, mátenme». Sabes que odio a ese bicho xD.

  14. diego

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    la frase k sta de moda aora es el cantico del valle gran rey

  15. Duque Karl

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    Fuerte LooOoOoCo, oiste!

  16. CDC

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    It’s my dick in a shell! xDDD

  17. CDC

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    There’s a blue house… over yonder…

  18. Duque Karl

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    [IMG]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1558/boro16bx.gif[/IMG]

    xDDDDDDD

  19. DdS

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    Ostras que gif más bueno xDD, pero no entiendo lo de la bandera de Escocia.

    Propongo otra frase de la semana: «este blog me resbala» o «se me cae la baba»

  20. ballener0

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    Gay bars rule!

  21. jhony Avellanita

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    «Cómeme el Gluten»

  22. Andreas

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    !oñoc ,odranoeL aviv éuQ¡

  23. DdS

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    «I need a Hero!» (como la canción)

    Y eso que no he visto la serie…

  24. DdS

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    He mirado en los Mr. Snails y me he dado cuenta de que Héroes ya ha sido protaginista del bocadillo del caracol…

    Ya pensaré otra…

  25. CDC

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    Watching my room…

  26. CDC

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    Womaaan!

  27. NEO

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    MI FRASE ES:

    Odio el lenguaG d ls SMS

    PD-El señor snails es algun homenaje a los snails blue del juego maple history,porque son igualitos (pero este mas detallado)

  28. NEO

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    buscando por google he encontrado el señor snails del blog… acertaste eligiendolo como mascota.. es super salao

  29. TinS

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    ¡Dale caña!

  30. NEO

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    Otra buena frase seria un homenaje a humor amarillo

    Al turrrrooon!!!

  31. Drugo Mike

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    «Eeeeeeestaba la pajara pinta….»

  32. ATHOR

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    ¿ Haber esta que tal ?
    Me encanta «Me llamo earl »

  33. ATHOR

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    Ups !! Antes no ha salido la imagen, aki dejo el enlace

    http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6940/nailearlrm8.png

    Sorry !!!

  34. Herr Doctor

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    Qué tal…

    «…Jimmy, Jimmy!, JIMMY!!!»

    un saludo

  35. petrochispriberto

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    xq todos aqui tienen nombres tan raros

  36. jose

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    y que os parece ….

    «a que me corto las vena con una marbu dorada»

    O

    «toy mas estresao que un mono en una maleta»

  37. jose

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  38. ATHOR

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    Bufff !!! Que subidón me ha dado cuando he entrado hoy al pisito y me he visto al sr nails !! La verdad es q está guapisimo, yo intente lo del bigote pero el photoshop no es lo mio. Eso se lo dejo a los profesionales, pero la verdad es que me ha encantado poder ayudarte… Toy muy URGULLOSO !!! thanks David !!!

    Como mola !!

  39. DdS

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    Tengo una mítica que viene como anillo al dedo en estas fechas:

    «¿¿¡Examen?!, ¿¡que examen!??, ¿¡sin avisar?!»

    xD

  40. TinS

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    Siguiendo en la línea de DdS, en el momento de empezar un exámen , cuando estás rellenando tus datos, como nombre, apellidos, DNI, nombre del profesor/a…. a mi siempre me viene a la cabeza:

    «¡Mierda!, ¿como se llama el profesor/a?!»

  41. Javyer

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    Todo caracol debe estar en contra del uso cosmético de las babas de caracol ya que ellos entonces no puede regenerarse y morirán.

    «No a las babas de caracol»

  42. DUQUEKARL

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    jajjaja buenísimo el Hiracol 😀

    Ya-taaaaaaaaaa!!! (tenías que ponerle los ojos chinos)

  43. TinS

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    «Se me escapó la guagua»

  44. ATHOR

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    Me parece que está bastante claro cual debe ser la nueva frase para nail’s y como el photoshop no se me da muy bien aquí te dejo el enlace como idea David ( a tí te quedan mucho mejor …) aunque con solo decirte que el Frogger no es lo tuyo sabrás de que va, jejeje 😆

    Un Saludo

    http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9557/mascotacampusbk0.gif

  45. ATHOR

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    ATHOR
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    Como siempre un placer ayudarte en tu blog. Pero esta vez era muy fácil, jejeje 🙂

    Hasta Otra.

  46. deskonozido

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    deskonozido
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    estais komo 1 puta kabra todos :mrgreen: pero me enkantan las frases!!!estan mazo bien!!!weno, eso, ke me boi!! 😆 😀

  47. Fernando Summers

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    «que no cierres la ventana, leñeeeee!!» (en referencia a la mirada del caracol hacia la esquina superior derecha…)
    «35 m2? quien pillase esa mansión…»
    «es la cuarta vez que el escarabajo cabrón me adelanta sacándome el dedo»
    «no entiendo por qué me llaman ADSL…»

  48. ATHOR

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    ATHOR
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    La verdad es que últimamente no se me ocurre ninguna frase nueva, pero ya se ha acabado el verano y ya va siendo hora de que el sr. Nail’s despierte de su letargo y se vaya preparando para la vuelta al cole.
    Se acabó el: «Cerrado por Vacaciones»

    Venga ahora que comienza el Eurobasket, que tal ¿ un Nail’s a lo Gasol y con barba ?

    Jeje no estaría mal … 😯

  49. TinS

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    TinS
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    Y si transformamos a Sir Snails en Spider-Snail. 😀

    Spider snail, Spider snail, does what ever a spider-snail does, can he swim from a web no he can’t he is a snail, look out here comes a spider snail !

  50. jordi

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    Y dijo Caperucita:Caracol,caracol que ojos mas grandes tienes…

  51. karol

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    y porq no convertimos a sir snails en un mono rabioso?¿jaja es broma :mrgreen: esq no se q escribir bueno me marxooo un besazo a todos¡¡¡¡ 😉

  52. TinS

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    TinS
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    Bueno, yo creo que ya va siendo hora de quitar al toro ese no? que el eurobasket ya terminó. Aunque la verdad no se me ocurre nada que poner…. 🙁

  53. Javi

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    Una frase a ver si te gusta:

    Siempre con la hipoteca a cuestas!

  54. Yeray

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    voy a salir del armario, !!lo recononzco soy FREAK¡¡

  55. DdS

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    DdS
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    ¡¿Por qué no comentas?!

  56. DdS

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    DdS
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    Cuando acabe la semana de exámenes podías poner a Sir Snail con y pelo y sombrero a lo Slash como homenaje al lanzamiento del juego que tú ya sabes.

    La frase podría ser: «Welcome to the jungle!»

    ¿Te mola?

  57. DdS

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    DdS
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    «Meme: ¿Cuánto mola tu logo?»

  58. MiLo

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    MiLo
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    Hola caracol…Huy y tú cara lechuga.

  59. DdS

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    DdS
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    No haces ni pito caso a los frases que nos inventamos, asi que propongo la siguiente:

    «Sólo digo lo que el admin quiere»

    (La de ‘meme’ era buena)

  60. TinS

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    TinS
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    hace unos días fué el primer cumpleaños de Sir Snails y no le has celebrado el cumpleaños ni nada, eres un jodio rata 😛

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    hola caracola ¡………..huy, perdon

  62. LaMooReNah

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    Va uN caRaCoL y DeRRaPa :mrgreen:

  63. ATHOR

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    ATHOR
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    Me parece que ahora que estas a punto de licenciarte, el sr. Nails debe engalanarse con sus mejores galas para lo que el nuevo futuro que se le avecina no le pille de improvisto. Por ello sugiero esta frase o nueva imagen para nuestra mascota preferida, ya que el tb se merece una fiesta….

    http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5731/mascotabu8.jpg

    Agur y espero que te guste la idea…
    :mrgreen: 😯 :mrgreen:

  64. joselito

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    *traga umo perdedor,
    *ake no me pillas?
    *vamos lentoro!

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