Chorradas para programadores

Posted by: David Alayón

He recopilado varias chorradas que van enfocadas a programadores entre otras cosas porque sino no se entienden xD. En primer lugar tenemos varios “Hola Mundo” escritos en C pero ofuscados, es decir, escritos con un código complicadísimo de seguir. Normalmente se usan como broma o chiste… ¡Muuuuy friki!

main(){int i,n[]={(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<
1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+((1<<1)<<(1<<1))), (((1
<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(
1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+ (1
<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1
<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))- ((1
<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1
<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1
)))-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),(((1<<1)<< (1
<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(
1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1
)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))
-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),((1<<1)<< (1<<1)
<<(1<<1)),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<
1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1))-(1<<(1>>1))),(((1<<
1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1
<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))), (((1<<1
)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))- ((1<<1)<< (1
<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+(1<<1)), (((1<<1)<< (
1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1<<1)
<<(1<<(1>>1)))-((1<<1) <<(1<< (1>>1)))),
(((1<<1)<< (1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))- ((1
<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<< (1<<(1>>
1)))), (((1<<1)<<(1<<1) <<(1<<1))+(1<<(1
>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<< (1<<(
1>>1))) + (1<< (1>>1)))}; for(i=(1>>1);i
<(((1<<1) <<(1<<1))+((1 <<1)<< (1<<(1>>1
))) + (1<<1)); i++) printf("%c",n[i]); }

int n[]={0x48,
0x65,0x6C,0x6C,
0x6F,0x2C,0x20,
0x77,0x6F,0x72,
0x6C,0x64,0x21,
0x0A,0x00},*m=n;
main(n){putchar
(*m)!=’\0′?main
(m++):exit(n++);}

Hay muchos más en la fuente y explicaciones de cada trozo en Mundo Geek. Por otro lado en Brandnoo han hecho una lista de gente famosa en la que han asociado cada uno a un lenguaje de programación. ¡Hay algunos totalmente geniales!

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Al Pacino es C

He’s been around for a while now but is still the best at doing what he does: possibly the best performer in the industry. Has influenced more future stars than anybody else.

Jennifer Lopez es PHP

Love her or not, she’s still favoured for her back-end capabilities. Most people are familiar with at least one of her projects.

Quentin Tarantino es LISP

Has done some intelligent work in the past, but hasn’t been put to much good use recently. Probably not destined to kill Bill, but would like to reduce him to Atoms one day.

Y para terminar un poco de música. Tenemos el Javascripy, la ya famosísima canción de Chikilicuatre pero haciendo referencia al Javascript, y por otro lado el Rap del programador, ¡todo lo que dice es cierto!

chiki_chiki.jpg rap_programador.jpg

Los chicos de Mundo Geek se han currado una traducción del Rap del programador para los menos familiarizados con el inglés. ¡Genial!

  1. ballener0
    ballener0
    at /

    Qué quieres qeu te diga, entiendo lo de Jennifer López: el PHP es difícil de mantener y soportar, más o menos igual que ella xDDDDDDDDDD.

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