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Mata los procesos de Linux como el DOOM - Pisito en Madrid
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Mata los procesos de Linux como el DOOM

Posted by: David Alayón

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En Linux cuando quieres «matar» un proceso primero debes mostrar la lista de procesos activos y luego con su pid (identificador situado en la segunda columna) matarlo:

ps -aux
kill pid_del_proceso

Si ya estás cansado de hacerlo de esta forma, tienes PsDoom, una herramienta con la que podemos tratar con los procesos jugando al Doom. Cada uno de los procesos aparecerá como un «monstruo» con su pid y su nombre. Para matarlo simplemente habrá que acribillarlo. xD

EmeZeta

  1. DdS

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    Es la frikada más retorcida y graciosa que he visto nunca.

  2. ballener0

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    Me veo reventando a tiros el hilo raíz del sistema y hale, a tomar por culo todo xD. Desde luego, el tío que se ha inventado esto es uno de los grandes de la informática mundial :D.

    PD: cuando Windows se cuelga haría falta el BFG del Quake 2 para conseguir cargarse toda la puta mierda que genera xDDDDDDDDDDD

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    Hola! Que tal? Os escribo porque estamos preparando un nuevo programa para la Sexta, y buscamos parejas que quieran participar! Es un programa de ayuda tipo Supernany. Si conoceis a alguien que le pueda interesar, por favor, pasarles el numero de telefono o el link del blog o página web de la sexta. Gracias! Saludos!

    http://parejasencrisis.blogspot.com

    http://www.lasexta.com/Principal/SeriesYProgramas/Programas/parejas.htm

  4. DUQUEKARL

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    jajajaja menuda frikada!

  5. CioN

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    jaja, al menos se hará entretenido xD

  6. Soy Gik

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    estoy de acuerdo con el primer post-comentario, es la cosa más frikona que he visto nunca!!! pero me encanta por ello!!! jajajaja

    funciona con todas las versiones del Linux??
    UBUNTU y KUBUNTU??

    Gracias..

  7. ATHOR

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    Una pequeño nota o pregunta , no se supone que para matar un proceso en linux después de hacer el ps para filtrar el PID el comando es: «kill -9 PID» y no solo «KILL PID», al menos eso es lo que recuerdo en la época de estudios en la facultad.
    Un saludo

  8. DdS

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    Con «kill» «identificador del proceso» basta.

  9. Gus

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    flipo… es demasiado friki

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